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upallnightogetloki:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

THE DEADPOOL MOVIE IS HAPPENING!!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!!!

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here
  • teacher: what was the cause of the black death spreading in the 1400's?
  • me: *raises hand* sebastian michaelis
  • teacher: thats incorrect
  • me: are you sure?
  • teacher: yes
  • me: are you sure your sure?
  • teacher: yes
  • me: idk i think i trust sebastian more, he doesnt lie
  • teacher: who's sebastian
  • me: oh just a beautiful demon butler who hungers for the soul of his young master
  • teacher: WHAT THE FUCK

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bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

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highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

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stardustspeedster:

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philcoolins:

LOOK AT THIS RAINBOW

that’s about as metal as a rainbow is ever gonna get. 

Bitch that’s not a rainbow. It’s a motherfucking force field.

✧

Some kind of wall of Sychic Energy!

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legalmexican:

only airline I take
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kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this