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datfacedoexd:

deansass:

They should make job interviews like the blind stages in The Voice

You go in, talk, answer questions, and when the company wants you, the rep presses the button and bam “I want you!”

And then you decide which of the companies you’ll go with

Its actually a great idea since then they can’t judge you based on how you look

Posted 4 days ago with 2486 notes

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

Posted 4 days ago with 126282 notes

cocacolajcc:

asian:

asian:

I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.

It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!image

I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA

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"americans"

Posted 4 days ago with 41848 notes

  • everyone: it's just a manga
  • you: YOU KNOW NOTHING

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bakandah:

Naruto Memorable Quotes #003:

"I’m not going to be saved ever again. I’m not going to be afraid and try to run. I won’t lose to Sasuke. I swear it on this pain in my left hand."

luciferofficial:

fuckboy was a slur used against gay and trans men but we’ve turned it around to mean shitty cishet white boys who are also coincidentally the enemy in the skeleton war and i think that’s fucking great

Posted 4 days ago with 39096 notes

striderlicious-booty:

berndor:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

beautiful

FUCK YOU MUSICAL PEOPLE AND YOUR SATANIC MUSICAL NOTES AND DEMONIC RITUALS YOU PREFORM OVER MUSIC I CANT READ MUSIC fCKIN NOTES
waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

ohhheck:

" you always get nice things, you cant be depr-"

stop.

"Well kids in Africa have it wor-"

stop.

"You cant be sad for no rea-"

Stop.


" You dont have it that ba-"

STOP

(Source: officialblueshell)

Posted 1 week ago with 166069 notes

meowed:

are you a red light bc stop

Posted 1 week ago with 80648 notes

telapathetic:

sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(Source: telapathetic)

Posted 1 week ago with 371768 notes

pokemon-global-academy:

Mega Butterfree confirmed! 

Posted 1 week ago with 15946 notes